Piper: I plan on spending my entire sentence avoiding you. Stay the fuck away from me!
Me: But you’re gonna be engaged.
Piper: Come around? As in get back together come around? I’m engaged.
Me: …To Alex in four more seasons.
Piper: I pick him, I pick Larry
Me: *sobs* I’m okay, I’m okay *sobs* because they’re gonna be engaged
Season 2
Alex: I’m skipping town, that’s why I wanted to see you, when I leave Piper I can’t come back
Me: But you gotta come back honey so you can be at your wedding, because you’re gonna be engaged
Season 3
*Piper kisses she-who-must-not-be-named*
Me: *takes long ass deep breath* Its okay because Piper and Alex are gonna be engaged in 2 seasons. I can do this, I can do this!
*Piper lies about it to Alex*
Me: I can do this, I can do this, engagement in two seasons, engagement in two seasons god dammit!
Alex: I’m out Pipes, I’m out of that and…I’m out of this
Me: And then you’re gonna jump back in because hey you’re gonna be engaged!
Season 4
Alex: Where were you before when I needed you?!
Me: She’s gonna be there for you baby, she’s gonna be there because you’re gonna be engaged
*Alex and Piper have the sex in the time machine*
Me: My girls are back together I’m like a proud mama. One step closer to being engaged!
Season 5
Piper: Alex your life is going to be long and will involve me
Alex: fuck my life, I have nothing to live for, the woman I love is never going to be available, and Im probably going to spend the rest of my life in prison
Love is not a statue. It moves, it shifts, it changes. But whether it be love or infatuation, it always comes in all forms; gay, lesbian, transgender, black, white , tanned , Asian , Hispanic , African, American , Australian ; so love one another, but don't start hate when you don't know the story
